Monday, February 28, 2011

Heidevolk - Walhalla Wacht (2008)


Strap on your bracers and fill up your steins because here we have some authentic Viking/Folk Metal from the Netherlands. You don't need to be wielding a Claymore to appreciate this shit though, this is just some good ol' Folk Metal that really doesn't sound quite like anything else I have heard...and this is a good thing.  A refreshing release in a genre that is at times guilty of being stagnant.

This album may be a "grower" for some however, but it is damn catchy and worthy of a spin here and there in your ever-growing music collection. The bread and butter of this album is that every song manages to stand out on its own and hoist its own identity in quite a original refreshing way. Enjoy this one.


Walhalla Wacht

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Rotten Sound - Cursed (2011)


"Fast music for slow people" That is what my newly acquired Rotten Sound shirt says on the back. I saw these guys last week at the Finnish Metal Tour and they did not disappoint unlike Ensiferum with a very weak sound. The lead guitar was inaudible and me and a couple friendlies were having full fledged rage fits whilst bordering the pit, that is just unacceptable. (Any good show allows for no talking during the set, unless the two people talking are J.R. Hayes and Travis Ryan)

These crazy one-word song title loving Finns deliver another worthy release of their grind prowess. The overall sound seems to hoist a heavy murkiness that really makes it come across as heavily fast. (What the fuck does that even mean?) I dunno, listen to it, like it. It's not just a clever name.


Fast Music For Slow People

Saturday, February 26, 2011

BTBAM streaming new song

So, about a week ago BTBAM had signed to Metal Blade Records, which I guess you could say is good news? BUT is it? Silent Circus remains to be my favorite release by the band, and this was the first album released while signed with Victory Records.

I'll be honest, with BTBAM being off Victory, the only band that I hold remote interest in on Victory Records now is Blackguard, and even with their upcoming release I don't hold high hopes.

Re-fucking-gardless here is a link to BTBAM's new song streaming online. (Specular Reflection)
I'm curious to know what you dudes think of the song and expect from the album.

Discuss.

Friday, February 25, 2011

I O U

To those who frequent my mindless dribbling and link debauchery, I tilt my hat to you. I regret to inform you, that this blog will however continue on! I haven't been posting on here as much as I would like, and this makes the "Mormons" happy, but does however weigh heavy on my heart.

This means, I owe you guys some fucking music and the links that go along with it. I thought less than zero people read this blog, though statistics suggest otherwise. This, is good news. I provide these links to spread music and create interest in bands that may sometimes fly under your radar. That being said, download till your hearts content, but remember the hardworking gents who play this don't make any money off your clicking. IF you like what you hear, support it any way you can!

More shit to come, follow this fuckhole!

Turisas - Stand Up And Fight (2011)


(Fixed Link)

Enjoy.

Turisas

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Questions & Answers with Matt Sajn.


Dude, sometimes having your own blog can be a fucking hoot and hollr'...you get to ask your friends who play in a band all sorts of inane questions for a blog less than zero people read and they simply shrug and answer your stupid questions out of pity. Matt Sajn, guitarist and vocalist of Northern Primitive is my first claimed victim. Though to my bewilderment I only had to ask this man once, to which he replied something along the lines of "Fuck yeah! Should be fun". Oh the mirth!

1) If you had to get a lyrical fragment from a Northern Primitive song tattooed on your shin cap, which one would it be, and from which song?

- "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that." Then again, before meatloaf stole that one from us I could've done a lot with that song. I was hoping to get Elvis Costello on backing vocals or something. Actually though, the opening lyrics to 'soul machines:' "my heart is a four stroke on fire." I'd get it in wingdings font across both of my shins. Girls love wingdings.

2) Tell the people who don't read this blog what it is in today's society that grinds your goddamn gears more than anything?

- The one thing that gets to me more than anything is this whole culture of idiocy that seems to tell people it's completely okay to be lazy, shallow and uninspired. The majority of people out there have no concept of how hard work can lead to happiness, nor do they understand the merits of creativity.
 We live in an era in which people are totally cool with not having any drive or any bigger goals, so long as they know what happened on last week's episode of jersey shore.
I think this is a pathetic display of being human: there's no more wonder, no more depth, and no more integrity. It sincerely bothers me that these people don't care about positively contributing to society in any way. I suppose the worst part about it is that such people are convinced that that is what 'being cool' is all about.
Irony is not intelligence, Jersey Shore is not cool in any way, and unless you take some initiative and try to give your life meaning, you're just going to die bored and unfulfilled. Idiots.


3) On a scale of 1-11, how content are you with the end result of Northern Primitives self titled debut?

- Although I can't speak for Billy (drums) and Ross (bass), I can't say anything less than 11. We put a lot of time and effort into it, and I am 100% convinced that nobody could have done as good of a job with it as Kenny (Meehan) and Ian (Romano).
It was especially cool because I think Billy, Ross, and I see eye to eye with Ian and Kenny. They know what we are going for, and are able to have fun playing around with sounds. Even though I haven't listened to it in months, it was a really positive process.


4) Are you a bit surprised by the reaction the new album has gotten?


- I am. It's always cool to see what people have to say about something you create. I suppose when blogs and magazines started to get a hold of it I'd figure they would have ripped it to shreds for any reason they could find. I'm surprised and pleased that the reactions we have gotten have been positive ones, and that people seem to enjoy listening to it.

5) What song are you most proud of?

- I think either the opening track, 'Highway' or the closer, 'Stay Low.' The former because it was the first song we came up with, and I'm really happy with how it all came together. The latter, because we spent a good deal longer on it than with most other songs. We wanted to make it as powerful as possible. We used nearly every amp and guitar in the studio to make the choruses on that song as heavy as possible, as well as to collect as many cool feedback noises we could possibly get. Both songs were a lot of fun to do.


6) Glenn Danzig or Tony Little. Who would win the fistfight? 

- Danzig, for sure. Danzig has something to prove, especially after being publicly humiliated in his last bout. It will only take one punch. My guess is that Danzig strikes Little in the chest (rings on). The horn on his devil-head ring punctures a hole in Little's solar plexus, causing him to deflate. Publicly humiliated, the (literally) belittled Tony Little will jump on the back on alpaca and ride towards mediocrity. They will meet again in 2012... then it will be personal.


7) I have played indoor/outdoor soccer and hockey with you and you are a balls to the wall passionate dude out there, does this trait also come through in your music?

- I think it seems ridiculous to some people, but I think ones physical, creative and emotional states are all linked. When I play soccer, go to the gym, or do any sort of physical activity, I feel the same sort of energy and adrenaline that moves through me when I'm playing a show, or even listening to music that I like.
In the same way, when writing a song the big thing for me is making sure it hits people hard. With a song like highway... after that builds up I want to kill people.
 That's why we use it as an opener: it gets our blood pumping and hopefully hits the listener hard. Although most people see creative energy and physical energy as two different things, I'd like to see them as two sides of the same coin.
With Northern Primitive, I want the songs to hit people hard enough that it physically moves them. I'd much rather have someone listening to highway while at a gym, than listening to highway at some ironic weirdo hipster party. For me, this link between physical and creative energy is always there.


8) Would you rather smoke fake pot with the real Peter Frampton or smoke real pot with a dude that looks like Peter Frampton?


- So I guess there's no happy medium? Like smoking alright pot with a dude who kind of has a Frampton-esque jawline? I'd probably take the real stuff with the fake Frampton. I have nothing to ask Peter Frampton. Here's to hoping fake Frampton is a good dude.

9) What 3 things would you say inspire your musical style the most?


- Location (specifically Welland and Fenwick), the 90's, and whisky.

10) Name drop the next promising Welland band.

The Ol' Dirty Burger band is something special. They keep on getting better, and Burger's a great blues man. Definitely worth checking out when they're around.

(la end.)

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Mind Eraser - Glacial Reign (2007)


Musical equivalent to King Kong in combat boots. The entire albums stomps your ear holes with furious energy. If Buried Alive and Black Sheep Wall got together and jammed at the same time, it may sound a little something like this. It may not.

Glaciers don't fuck around. Icebergs are the spawn of glaciers and look at what happened to the Titanic. One glacial iceberg spawn moshed the whole Titanic and its crew along with it. Glacial Reign is like that, but with your ears instead.

Turn up your volume, listen to this loud, unless your "poossy". (insert Russian accent)

Titanic

Church of Misery - Houses of The Unholy (2009)


HERE is something you won't see too much of on this blog, Stoner Metal. Church of Misery play a blend of Stoner Metal with elements of doom and a whole lot of serial killer worship. Songs are usually riddled with sound clips of said serial killers or news flash pertaining to them. Groovier than Street Sharks.


The riffs are Bluesy Rock that just snorted a line of steroids. The production has the perfect amount of grainy texture to it.

Cereal killers

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Runic - Liar Flags (2006)


Dudes from Spain playing a blend of Viking Metal that sounds more authentic than most. I have no idea why more people haven't caught onto this band yet as Liar Flags deliver a debut that is full of energy and soundscapes that take you back to the golden era of burly vikings post-pillaging gatherings.

Liar Flags

Monday, February 14, 2011

Lunar Aurora - Andacht (2007)


Black Metal that pushes the genre further than burning churches, wearing corpse paint, blast beats, and tremolo picking. Though, I'm sure all those things play a part in this album, and why not? Lunar Aurora have been around for well over a decade, and the song writing on their latest releases convey the progression quite clearly.

On Andacht dense atmosphere is caked on creating very eerie soundscapes, adding even more so to the ambient depressive driven sound. The vocal cacophony ranges from low growls, high pitched shrieks, to unearthly clean vocals, all used to perfection to drive the lengthy transitional songs. Expect to hear droning guitar tones and drumming that will often catch you off guard and punch you in your external auditory meatus.

The right production is quintessential for a band like Lunar Aurora otherwise the driven atmosphere would be washed away in dissonance. The production on Andacht is spot on, and steered clear of the "polished" sound.

Suitable post for Valentines day if I do say so myself. By yourself a chocolate covered sacrificial dagger and revel in the myriad of darkness today.

Happy Andacht Day