Your Highness - Cults n' Cunts (2011)

"Cults n' Cunts makes you want to shotgun 100 beers and go climb something epic, maybe while beating the shit out of someone." 

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I really couldn't say it any better, though maybe I would add in growing a gnarly beard and throwing on a denim vest with the sleeves cut rocking the mandatory patches on it: The Sword, Baroness, Doomriders, with the words "Scum Cunt" arching on the back.
I'm not sure how this one eluded me all of last year, and I'm not even sure how I have recently stumbled upon it, but this is some seriously easy to get into groovy sludge/stoner metal.

Grab if you like: Kylesa, Doomriders, Baroness

Scum Cunt

Church of Misery - Houses of The Unholy (2009)

HERE is something you won't see too much of on this blog, Stoner Metal. Church of Misery play a blend of Stoner Metal with elements of doom and a whole lot of serial killer worship. Songs are usually riddled with sound clips of said serial killers or news flash pertaining to them. Groovier than Street Sharks.


The riffs are Bluesy Rock that just snorted a line of steroids. The production has the perfect amount of grainy texture to it.

Cereal killers